April 2012
45 posts
March 2012
129 posts
A few minutes after giving a patron a Cee-Lo CD...
- Patron: Not, this isn't the right one. I'm looking for that song "Forget You."
- Me: It's right there. [points]
- Patron: Wait, what?
- Me: It was originally "eff you", not "forget you." He changed the lyric for the radio version. You can't use that word on the radio because some people find it offensive.
- Patron: I'm one of those people! Can I get the radio version?
- Me: Yeah, I think we have it on one of those top hits collections.
- Patron: OK, I'm going to get them both because I want to hear the original at least once.
- Me: No problem, you can check out both.
- Patron: I'm sure I'll hate it though.